Mom was in Shmanera bakery (deli) ordering her lunch..
The boy behind the counter took her order.. and asked what she heard as:
Teenage Boy: "Would you like a quickie?"
Mom: "A quickie? What's a quickie?" (she said this VERY LOUD)
Teenage Boy: "Would you like a COOOOKIE?"
Mom: "OH, no thanks!"
Aboard a plane bound for Aruba, Mom and I are sitting there, HER with headphones on watching a movie... It must have been a rather loud part of the movie, therefore, my Mom, at the top of her lungs ' HEY TRAY? CAN YOU SEE MY MUSTACHE? I BLEACHED IT LAST NIGHT, DOES IT LOOK YELLOW?' I crawled under the seat
When coming out of SHmop and SHtop, my mom flew open the driver side door, hopped in and threw her purse across into the passenger seat and hit a little old lady sitting there.!!! The little old lady yelled. My mom yelled!...Needless to say.. my Mom then went to go and find HER car!
My Sister was driving and her hubby following her in a van... They are pulled up side by side at a red light... My brother in law, puts his van in reverse and makes his van slowly roll backwards.. Whereby.. making my sister feel like HER car is rolling forward, and she was pumping that brake like all-get-out and yelling!!!!!!
I know these stories may not be all that funny to you.. I"m writing them down just so I DONT FORGET.. ;0) So.. in the event, they don't make you smile...
here's Laurel in Reynolds Revue..
The color truly is bright Orange as it's C's favorite color at the moment... Used 2 skeins.. Size3 and Size 7 needles... and its HUGE!.. It's fits MY HEAD...
I have to sew some elastic thread in to bring it in, so she can wear it more easily.
here's a quick glimpse of Drifted Pearls.. My version is better seen here.. I've made 2 and will make a few more as I think these will make beautiful Christmas gifts...
Have a good week...
6 comments:
OMG! I laughed so hard -- "Would you like a quickie?" BAHAHAHA!
Lovely knitting - I've been wondering what you've been working on!
ROTFL!!! that is TOO FUNNY! all of it. lol
Great hat by the way. :)
OMG! Those stories are hilarious. It reminds me of the time my mom and aunt were under the dryers at the hair salon, and my aunt screams, "HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO TIP HIM?!" Gorgeous knits!
oh my gosh... i love your mom.
Oh, those stories are cute! Too, too funny! Quickie! Love the FO's, too!
LOL!!! and gorgeous knits, Tracy
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