Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Freezer hath Freezeth over

OK.. to put it pure and simple, I occupy the same workspace with PIGS!
Got into work. LATE... walk into cafeteria to cook your oatmeal in a paper cup. That you have to measure the water with such accuracy, one milliliter off, and there'll be a Kashi lava flowing all over the inside of the appliance, which is nothing new.. b/c the slobs on this floor never clean up after themselves anyhow... I have no desire to visit their own homes.. as it would most likely cause night terrors...
In any event, I take my chance with the microwave, with the thinking, I'm cooking this stuff for 4 minutes.. so any organisms left behind by them, surely would have died... and while waiting I notice some dumbass, ahem, a lovely absent-minded co-worker left the freezer door open... "oh dear"...when I try to close it, it won't.. WHY?




this is actually an improvement after I took a knife to some of the ice.. There's actually frozen dinners COMPLETELY encased in ice under that smart ones dinner!...I gave up...I don't use this fridge anyhow...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seems like "Smart Ones" is somewhat of a misnomer, huh? I suggest you keep chopping; you may have a valuable archeological find on your hands. Thank God I'm in another building!

MadMad said...

Oh! This brought back memories of those grungy office kitchens that no one "owned" so no one cleaned. Offices need mommies, I guess - someone to feel guilty enough to clean....